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;;; yow.el --- quote random zippyisms
;; Copyright (C) 1993 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
;; Maintainer: FSF
;; Keywords: games
;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at your option)
;; any later version.
;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
;; GNU General Public License for more details.
;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to
;; the Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
;;; Commentary:
;; Important pinheadery for GNU Emacs.
;;
;; See cookie1.el for implementation. Note --- the `n' argument of yow
;; from the 18.xx implementation is no longer; we only support *random*
;; random access now.
;;; Code:
(require 'cookie1)
(defvar yow-file (concat data-directory "yow.lines")
"Pertinent pinhead phrases.")
;;;###autoload
(defun yow (&optional interactive)
"Return or display a random Zippy quotation."
(interactive "p")
(let ((yow (cookie
yow-file "Am I CONSING yet?..." "I have SEEN the CONSING!!")))
(cond ((not interactive)
yow)
((not (string-match "\n" yow))
(delete-windows-on (get-buffer-create "*Help*"))
(message "%s" yow))
(t
(message "Yow!")
(with-output-to-temp-buffer "*Help*"
(princ yow))))))
(defsubst read-zippyism (prompt &optional require-match)
"Read a Zippyism from the minibuffer with completion, prompting with PROMPT.
If optional second arg is non-nil, require input to match a completion."
(read-cookie prompt yow-file
"Am I CONSING yet?..." "I have SEEN the CONSING!!"
require-match))
; Yowza!! Feed zippy quotes to the doctor. Watch results.
; fun, fun, fun. Entertainment for hours...
;
; written by Kayvan Aghaiepour
;;;###autoload
(defun psychoanalyze-pinhead ()
"Zippy goes to the analyst."
(interactive)
(doctor) ; start the psychotherapy
(message "")
(switch-to-buffer "*doctor*")
(sit-for 0)
(while (not (input-pending-p))
(insert-string (yow))
(sit-for 0)
(doctor-ret-or-read 1)
(doctor-ret-or-read 1)))
(provide 'yow)
;;; yow.el ends here
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