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diff --git a/etc/JOKES b/etc/JOKES index 78c808bb53e..ec0afca0168 100644 --- a/etc/JOKES +++ b/etc/JOKES @@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ A: Gnugat. (Though it contains little gnutrition.) Q: What do you call a computer filled with air? A: Gnumatic. -Q: What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you +Q: What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you with foolish questions? A: A gnuisance. @@ -100,7 +100,7 @@ exit ? bye ? -hello? +hello? ? eat flaming death ? @@ -173,12 +173,12 @@ Swapping Even a Master of Arts -Comes +Comes Simpler Emacs Manuals -Are +Are Cryptic and Surreal @@ -206,13 +206,13 @@ All Computer Storage -Even -My +Even +My Aunt Crashes the System -Eradication of +Eradication of Memory Accomplished with Complete @@ -312,7 +312,7 @@ Accused of Communist Subversion -Extensibility and +Extensibility and Modifiability Aggravate Confirmed @@ -384,9 +384,9 @@ Architecture Comes Simpler -Erasing +Erasing Minds -Allows +Allows Complete Submission @@ -402,7 +402,7 @@ Absolutely Considered Sine que non -Emacs +Emacs Makers Are Crazy @@ -463,14 +463,14 @@ Someone at a luncheon suggested it meant: Evenings, Mornings, -And a +And a Couple of Saturdays (In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my implementation). --- +-- Warren Montgomery ihnss!warren @@ -493,10 +493,10 @@ Home: 36 Porter Street, Somerville, MA 02143, USA +1 (617) 623-7739 Pleeeeeeeze!!! Nice try on the meaning of EMACS. I believe the correct acronym is: -Emacs +Emacs Makes -All -Computing +All +Computing Simple Thank you, and Good Night @@ -514,7 +514,7 @@ Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep > More recursive acronyms, anyone? Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has character is THief Isn't Even Fine. --- +-- ## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs Path: mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2 @@ -526,13 +526,13 @@ Organization: General Electric's Mountain Resort Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep > GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs. -> +> > More recursive acronyms, anyone? -> +> For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs..... --- +-- ............... tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va {decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2 @@ -613,10 +613,10 @@ Ever Made A Control-key Setup? Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed (by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key) -Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen +Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen (deutsch) (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful) Each Mail A Continued Surprise -Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes +Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes (keystrokes, of course :-) Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully |