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authorEric S. Raymond <esr@snark.thyrsus.com>1993-03-19 19:11:04 +0000
committerEric S. Raymond <esr@snark.thyrsus.com>1993-03-19 19:11:04 +0000
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+SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
+
+
+
+NAME
+ sex - have sex
+
+SYNOPSIS
+ sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
+
+DESCRIPTION
+ _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
+ fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
+ are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
+ make things more interesting are as follows:
+
+ -1 masturbate
+
+ -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
+
+ -b buggery
+
+ -B<animal>
+ bestiality with <animal>
+
+ -c chocolate sauce option
+
+ -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
+
+ -d<file>
+ get a date with the features described in <file>
+
+ -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
+
+ -f foreplay option
+
+ -F nasal sex with plants
+
+ -i coitus interruptus (messy!)
+
+ -j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
+
+ -l leather option
+
+ -m masochism (see -s)
+
+ -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
+
+ -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
+ kills it)
+
+ -o oral option
+
+ -O parallel access (orgy)
+
+ -p debug option (proposition only)
+
+ -P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
+
+
+
+Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1
+
+
+
+
+
+
+SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
+
+
+
+ -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
+
+ -s sadism (target must set -m)
+
+ -S sundae option
+
+ -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
+
+ -w whipped cream option
+
+ -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
+
+ENVIRONMENT
+ LOVERS
+ is a list of default partners which will be used if
+ none are specified in the command line. If any are
+ specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
+
+FILES
+ /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
+
+ /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
+
+ /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
+
+ /usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment
+
+
+
+BUGS
+ ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
+
+ ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
+
+MAN AUTHOR
+ Author prefers to be anonymous.
+
+HISTORY
+ Oldest program ever.