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authorJuanma Barranquero <lekktu@gmail.com>2003-02-04 14:56:31 +0000
committerJuanma Barranquero <lekktu@gmail.com>2003-02-04 14:56:31 +0000
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index 78c808bb53e..ec0afca0168 100644
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+++ b/etc/JOKES
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ A: Gnugat. (Though it contains little gnutrition.)
Q: What do you call a computer filled with air?
A: Gnumatic.
-Q: What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you
+Q: What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you
with foolish questions?
A: A gnuisance.
@@ -100,7 +100,7 @@ exit
?
bye
?
-hello?
+hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
@@ -173,12 +173,12 @@ Swapping
Even a
Master of
Arts
-Comes
+Comes
Simpler
Emacs
Manuals
-Are
+Are
Cryptic and
Surreal
@@ -206,13 +206,13 @@ All
Computer
Storage
-Even
-My
+Even
+My
Aunt
Crashes the
System
-Eradication of
+Eradication of
Memory
Accomplished with
Complete
@@ -312,7 +312,7 @@ Accused of
Communist
Subversion
-Extensibility and
+Extensibility and
Modifiability
Aggravate
Confirmed
@@ -384,9 +384,9 @@ Architecture
Comes
Simpler
-Erasing
+Erasing
Minds
-Allows
+Allows
Complete
Submission
@@ -402,7 +402,7 @@ Absolutely
Considered
Sine que non
-Emacs
+Emacs
Makers
Are
Crazy
@@ -463,14 +463,14 @@ Someone at a luncheon suggested it meant:
Evenings,
Mornings,
-And a
+And a
Couple of
Saturdays
(In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my
implementation).
---
+--
Warren Montgomery
ihnss!warren
@@ -493,10 +493,10 @@ Home: 36 Porter Street, Somerville, MA 02143, USA +1 (617) 623-7739
Pleeeeeeeze!!! Nice try on the meaning of EMACS. I believe the
correct acronym is:
-Emacs
+Emacs
Makes
-All
-Computing
+All
+Computing
Simple
Thank you, and Good Night
@@ -514,7 +514,7 @@ Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep
> More recursive acronyms, anyone?
Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has
character is THief Isn't Even Fine.
---
+--
## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs
Path: mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
@@ -526,13 +526,13 @@ Organization: General Electric's Mountain Resort
Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep
> GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs.
->
+>
> More recursive acronyms, anyone?
->
+>
For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs.....
---
+--
...............
tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va
{decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
@@ -613,10 +613,10 @@ Ever Made A Control-key Setup?
Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story
Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed
(by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key)
-Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen
+Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen
(deutsch) (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful)
Each Mail A Continued Surprise
-Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes
+Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes
(keystrokes, of course :-)
Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking
Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully